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Welcome to Daily Pun Wars. We have been posting a daily pun on our personal Facebook profiles for YEARS and they often turn into some epic pun wars in the comments. So, we just decided one day to embed all of our posts in a website so they were easier for people to find.
You can use the search or the menu to find just about any pun you can think of (archived all the way back to 2014…although there are some repeats). Or, you can just scroll down to see our latest puns. Then click to the Facebook post and enjoy the pun war in the comments. Some of the older puns have less engagement, but eventually people succumbed to our puns and began to participate. We hope it brings a bit of joy to your day.
LATEST PUNS
Day 958 Adam
keywords: computer, log, login, log on, logged, logger, lumberjack, saw,
Day 670 Ryan
Keywords: Swiss, Seuss, knife, pocketknife
Day 957 Adam
keywords: drugs, drug dealer, shoes, laces, trip, tripping, high
Day 669 Ryan
keywords: parking, car, yea, man, sure, Yeaman, shore
Day 956 Adam
keywords: lei, delayed, delay, travel, airlines, airplane, vacation,
Day 668 Ryan
keywords: Led Zeppelin, Robert Plant, Whole lotta love, coolant, car, repair, mechanic, radiator
Day 955 Adam
keywords: rest, arrest, crime, resist, children, nap, police
Day 667 Ryan
keywords: centaur, center, attention,
Day 954 Adam
keywords: tare, tare-able, terrible, weight, scale, zero
Day 953 Adam (bonus)
keywords: president, soap, voting, foam, four more years, term, politics
Day 666 Ryan
keywords: Halloween, Twix, candy, bar, tricks, sleeve, shirt, magic
Day 953 Adam
keywords: rock, paper, scissors, Dwayne Johnson, The Rock