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Welcome to Daily Pun Wars. We have been posting a daily pun on our personal Facebook profiles for YEARS and they often turn into some epic pun wars in the comments. So, we just decided one day to embed all of our posts in a website so they were easier for people to find.
You can use the search or the menu to find just about any pun you can think of (archived all the way back to 2014…although there are some repeats). Or, you can just scroll down to see our latest puns. Then click to the Facebook post and enjoy the pun war in the comments. Some of the older puns have less engagement, but eventually people succumbed to our puns and began to participate. We hope it brings a bit of joy to your day.
LATEST PUNS
Day 751 Ryan
keywords: cruise, ships, oceans, music, sailing, C, high C, high seas, musical notes, singing
Day 1034 Adam
keywords: death, laser, assassinate, hitman, photographer, gun, camera
Day 750 Ryan
keywords: vent, HVAC, heating, cooling, A/C, air conditioning, work, job, drink, bar
Day 1033 Adam
keywords: murder, crows, flight, risk, trial, bail
Day 749 Ryan
keywords: Gillette, shave, head, razor, shaving
Day 1032 Adam
keywords: mortician, funeral, death, cremate, cremation, urn, ashes, earn
Day 748 Ryan
keywords: patron, tequila, patronizing, dating, margarita
Day 1031 Adam
keywords: silicon, con, criminal, clown, prison, valley
Day 747 Ryan
keywords: mall, stores, jewelry, clothing, shopping
Day 1030 Adam
keywords: appalling, pollen, allergies, flowers, spring
Day 746 Ryan
keywords: daddy, who’s your, Hoosier, Indiana, University
Day 1029 Adam
keywords: pants, crack, butt, clothing