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Welcome to Daily Pun Wars. We have been posting a daily pun on our personal Facebook profiles for YEARS and they often turn into some epic pun wars in the comments. So, we just decided one day to embed all of our posts in a website so they were easier for people to find.
You can use the search or the menu to find just about any pun you can think of (archived all the way back to 2014…although there are some repeats). Or, you can just scroll down to see our latest puns. Then click to the Facebook post and enjoy the pun war in the comments. Some of the older puns have less engagement, but eventually people succumbed to our puns and began to participate. We hope it brings a bit of joy to your day.
LATEST PUNS
Day 89 Ryan
keywords: cigar, smoke, Glenn Close, celebrity
Day 88 Ryan
keywords: Trump, election, toupee, 2016, 45, president, Donald Trump, vote, voting, politics
Day 87 Ryan
keywords: watermelon, melon, fruit, border collie, dog, helmet
Day 86 Ryan
keywords: Robert De Niro, near, far, celebrity
Day 85 Ryan
keywords: JD Sallinger, The Catcher in the Rye, books, short stories, DJ, disk jockey
Day 84 Ryan
keywords: James Spader, spay, neuter, dog
Day 83 Ryan
keywords: JK Rowling, just kidding, seriously, srsly, Harry Potter
Day 82 Ryan
keywords: robbery, bread, dough, crime, criminal, stick up, hold up, bakery, gun, loaf
Day 81 Ryan
keywords: clownfish, clown fish, marlin, nemo, anemones, anenomes, finding nemo
Day 80 Ryan
keywords: beaver, otter, dam, damn
Day 79 Ryan
keywords: composer, Bach, backflip, flip, symphony
Day 78 Ryan
keywords: running, water, bottled water, tap, marathon, drink, hydrate