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Welcome to Daily Pun Wars. We have been posting a daily pun on our personal Facebook profiles for YEARS and they often turn into some epic pun wars in the comments. So, we just decided one day to embed all of our posts in a website so they were easier for people to find.
You can use the search or the menu to find just about any pun you can think of (archived all the way back to 2014…although there are some repeats). Or, you can just scroll down to see our latest puns. Then click to the Facebook post and enjoy the pun war in the comments. Some of the older puns have less engagement, but eventually people succumbed to our puns and began to participate. We hope it brings a bit of joy to your day.
LATEST PUNS
Day 206 Adam
keywords: elf, Lord of the Rings, Legolas, Orlando Bloom, Tolkien, Lego, legos, build, blocks, toys
Day 205 Adam
keywords: time, wind, banana, fruit fly, fly, flies, rotten, produce
Day 183 Ryan
keywords: golf, golf clubs, driver, irons, putter, drinking, beer, bar, alcohol, wine, cocktails, liquor, driving, designated driver
Day 204 Adam
keywords: car, automobile, cars, Mercedes, cataract, Cadillac, GM, general motors, German, eyes, optical
Day 182 Ryan
keywords: equality, equation, sum, add, subtract, difference, math
Day 203 Adam
keywords: day off, leap year, February 29, leap day, extra day, calendar, date
Day 202 Adam
keywords: Don Quixote, spanish, novel, fiction, books, windmills, fans,
Day 181 Ryan
keywords: Birch, tree, trees, evergreen, deciduous, fall, spring, summer, winter, autumn, seasons, bitch
Day 180 Ryan
keywords: spring, seasons, winter, fall, autumn, summer, plants, gardening, nursery, irrigation, watering.
Day 201 Adam
keywords: door, doorbell, knock, visitor
Day 200 Adam
keywords: cash, credit, policy, card, debit, bank, retail, money
Day 199 Adam
keywords: elevator, level, floor, up, down, math, homework, incorrect, school