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Welcome to Daily Pun Wars. We have been posting a daily pun on our personal Facebook profiles for YEARS and they often turn into some epic pun wars in the comments. So, we just decided one day to embed all of our posts in a website so they were easier for people to find.
You can use the search or the menu to find just about any pun you can think of (archived all the way back to 2014…although there are some repeats). Or, you can just scroll down to see our latest puns. Then click to the Facebook post and enjoy the pun war in the comments. Some of the older puns have less engagement, but eventually people succumbed to our puns and began to participate. We hope it brings a bit of joy to your day.
LATEST PUNS
Day 195 Ryan
keywords: robbery, bread, dough, crime, criminal, stick up, hold up, bakery, gun, loaf
Day 230 Adam
keywords: one night stand, end table, table, stand, dresser, side, fornication
Day 229 Adam
keywords: crime, criminal, hang, hanging, hay, straw, noose,
Day 228 Adam
keywords: clothing, crime, criminal, naked, clothed, closed, case, police
Day 194 Ryan
keywords: fat, good fat, omega-3, PUFA, MUFA, saturated fat, avocados, food, fruit, vegetables
Day 227 Adam
keywords: trip, laces, shoes, drugs, deal, dealer,
Day 193 Ryan
keywords: pencil, point, sharpen, No. 2, writing, sharpener, grinder, sharp
Day 226 Adam
keywords: Hawaii, Hawaiian, airline, airplane, plane, flight, lei, leis, flowers, aloha,
Day 225 Adam
keywords: house, roof, free, on the house, charge, roofing, shingle, construction
Day 192 Ryan
keywords: Barack Obama, broccoli, brocc obama, vegetables, food, politics, president, United States
Day 191 Ryan
keywords: let us know, lettuce, vegetables, food
Day 224 Adam
keywords: tare, tare-able, terrible, weight, scale, zero