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Welcome to Daily Pun Wars. We have been posting a daily pun on our personal Facebook profiles for YEARS and they often turn into some epic pun wars in the comments. So, we just decided one day to embed all of our posts in a website so they were easier for people to find.
You can use the search or the menu to find just about any pun you can think of (archived all the way back to 2014…although there are some repeats). Or, you can just scroll down to see our latest puns. Then click to the Facebook post and enjoy the pun war in the comments. Some of the older puns have less engagement, but eventually people succumbed to our puns and began to participate. We hope it brings a bit of joy to your day.
LATEST PUNS
Day 300 Adam
keywords: sound, loud, quiet, sleep, sound asleep, wake, sleeping
Day 299 Adam
keywords: jeans, pants, butt, crack, clothing, ass
Day 232 Ryan
keywords: British, EU, European Union, Europe, Spain, Portugal, depart, brexit, #brexit, politics
Day 298 Adam
keywords: stable, barn, horse, relationship, steady
Day 231 Ryan
keywords: grammar, English, language, cinnamon rolls, synonym, Grandma, bake, baking, sweets, treat
Day 297 Adam
keywords: CIA, government, AI, microchip, implant, head, brain, mind,
Day 296 Adam
keywords: monk, monastery, transcendental, transcend, dentist, dental, Buddhist, Buddha,
Day 295 Adam
keywords: crime, convict, condescending, prison, running,
Day 294 Adam
keywords: school, tutor, math, subject, help, teachers, student, two doors down, neighbor
Day 293 Adam
keywords: papas, fritas, father’s day, father, dad, papa, pops, holiday, potatoes, french fries, fries.
Day 292 Adam
keywords: crime, steal, stealing, coffee, criminal, grounds, espresso, latte, Starbucks
Day 291 Adam
keywords: bread, costume, Halloween, croissant, raised