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Welcome to Daily Pun Wars. We have been posting a daily pun on our personal Facebook profiles for YEARS and they often turn into some epic pun wars in the comments. So, we just decided one day to embed all of our posts in a website so they were easier for people to find.
You can use the search or the menu to find just about any pun you can think of (archived all the way back to 2014…although there are some repeats). Or, you can just scroll down to see our latest puns. Then click to the Facebook post and enjoy the pun war in the comments. Some of the older puns have less engagement, but eventually people succumbed to our puns and began to participate. We hope it brings a bit of joy to your day.
LATEST PUNS
Day 359 Adam
If the devil ever decides to wear a wig, he’s going to have hell toupee.
keywords: hair loss, toupee, hairpiece, wig, rogaine, devil, hell
Day 358 Adam
Today marks the anniversary of my first cringeworthy dad joke posted on Facebook.
keywords: pterrible, terrible, anniversary
Day 357 Adam
A man who owned a pool that was filled with top shelf vodka was found floating dead in it yesterday. It’s strange because last time I saw him he was in good spirits.
keywords: death, dead, pool, vodka, spirits, alcohol, bar, liquor,
Day 356 Adam
Last time I visited Spain I wanted to run with the bulls, but my calves were sore.
keywords: Spain, bull, bull fight, run, bulls, calf, calves, legs, pain
Day 355 Adam
I think I’ve been listening to too much baroque music. It’s time for me think outside the Bachs.
keywords: baroque, music, classical, box, Bach, Bachs, Johann, Sebastian, composer, musician
Day 354 Adam
My wife’s been wearing high heels lately. It’s uncomfortable, but at least it keeps her on her toes.
keywords: heels, toes, high heels, alert, clothing, shoes,
Day 353 Adam
I’m going to start wearing my shirts inside-out today. I’m excited to see how it turns out.
keywords: clothing, shirt, shirts, inside out,
Day 352 Adam
keywords: insurance, Geico, guyco, guy, men, male,
Day 351 Adam
keywords: glass, window, door, see through, opaque, clear
Day 350 Adam
keywords: iPad, apple, tablet, notes, notebook, pirate, aye
Day 349 Adam
keywords: Hawaii, sculpture, art, bust, upper body, torso, trip, travel
Day 348 Adam
keywords: Napoleon, french, emperor, France, fracture, break, bones