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Welcome to Daily Pun Wars. We have been posting a daily pun on our personal Facebook profiles for YEARS and they often turn into some epic pun wars in the comments. So, we just decided one day to embed all of our posts in a website so they were easier for people to find.
You can use the search or the menu to find just about any pun you can think of (archived all the way back to 2014…although there are some repeats). Or, you can just scroll down to see our latest puns. Then click to the Facebook post and enjoy the pun war in the comments. Some of the older puns have less engagement, but eventually people succumbed to our puns and began to participate. We hope it brings a bit of joy to your day.
LATEST PUNS
Day 368 Adam
keywords: humerus, bones, arm, broken, anatomy, xray, x-ray,
Day 367 Adam
keywords: feet, crushing, ball, bowling, defeat, bowl, bowling ball, loss, tournament, lost,
Day 248 Ryan
NOTE: This post was a shared post. Make sure you click the comments area or the facebook logo in the upper right corner of the picture if you want to go to the pun war on this Facebook post. If you click in the middle of the picture, it will take you to the original post rather than my post.
Keywords: Bible, Psalms, song, songs, vain, Carly Simon, music, The Word, religion, religious
Day 366 Adam
keywords: water, magic, mist, missed, vapor, fog, missing,
Day 365 Adam
keywords: Egypt, tax, taxes, fair, Pharaoh, king, ruler, politics, government
Day 364 Adam
keywords: Spanish, family, cousin, familia, familiar
Day 363 Adam
keywords: fetish, sex, role play, roll, bread, bakery,
Day 362 Adam
A teacher once asked me to pick up a piece of paper, but I couldn’t, so it remained stationary.
keywords: paper, stationary, stationery, notebook, card, card stock, journal, fixed, move
Day 361 Adam
Somebody stole my mood ring. I really don’t know how to feel about that.
keywords: mood, emotions, feelings, ring
Day 360 Adam
Why were mama corn and baby corn upset? Because popcorn left them for a butter life.
keywords: family, corn, popcorn, butter, abandon
Day 247 Ryan
keywords: beard, growth, grow, hair, whiskers, shave, shaving,
Day 246 Ryan
keywords: lozenge, throat, coffin, cough, coughing, funeral, death, cough drop