follow us on social media:
Welcome to Daily Pun Wars. We have been posting a daily pun on our personal Facebook profiles for YEARS and they often turn into some epic pun wars in the comments. So, we just decided one day to embed all of our posts in a website so they were easier for people to find.
You can use the search or the menu to find just about any pun you can think of (archived all the way back to 2014…although there are some repeats). Or, you can just scroll down to see our latest puns. Then click to the Facebook post and enjoy the pun war in the comments. Some of the older puns have less engagement, but eventually people succumbed to our puns and began to participate. We hope it brings a bit of joy to your day.
LATEST PUNS
Day 306 Ryan
I have never understood why people expect auto parts stores to give them a $5 credit for a dead car battery. It should be completely free of charge.
keywords: battery, power, charge, free, positive, negative, poles, electrical, electric, current, AC, DC, automobile, parts
Day 442 Adam
keywords: pirates, oceans, music, sailing, C, high C, high seas, musical notes, singing
Day 305 Ryan
I couldn’t help but laugh when I realized my bike ride was all pretty hill areas. 😂😂😂😂
keywords: bike, cycling, cycle, ride, hill, hilarious, hill areas, incline
Day 304 Ryan
keywords: food coloring, dye, die, died
Day 441 Adam
keywords: crepe, cape, caped, crusaders, hero, superheroes, heroes, breakfast, pancakes
Day 303 Ryan
keywords: science, elements, periodic table, chemistry, Big Bang Theory, Howard Wolowitz
Day 440 Adam
keywords: watch, time, belt, waist, waste, band,
Day 302 Ryan
I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
keywords: Twix, tricks, candy, candy bar, food, sleeve, clothing, shirt
Day 439 Adam
keywords: Opossum, marsupial, possible, impossible, bull, cow, male, steer, mate, reproduce
Day 301 Ryan
keywords: tree, palm tree, wood, forest, beach, tropical
Day 300 Ryan
keywords: fixture, fixed your, leak, plumbing, water
Day 438 Adam
Keywords: Tudor, Royal, King, Queen, door, two doors,