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Welcome to Daily Pun Wars. We have been posting a daily pun on our personal Facebook profiles for YEARS and they often turn into some epic pun wars in the comments. So, we just decided one day to embed all of our posts in a website so they were easier for people to find.
You can use the search or the menu to find just about any pun you can think of (archived all the way back to 2014…although there are some repeats). Or, you can just scroll down to see our latest puns. Then click to the Facebook post and enjoy the pun war in the comments. Some of the older puns have less engagement, but eventually people succumbed to our puns and began to participate. We hope it brings a bit of joy to your day.
LATEST PUNS
Day 313 Ryan
Today, I’d like to give a big shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
keywords: street, sidewalk, walk, homeless, drugs, trouble, crime
Day 447 Adam
keywords: bike, Argon, cycle, cycling, bicycle, triathlon, transition, T1, T2, race, are gone
Day 312 Ryan
My friend just got a part on Broadway. I said, “you gotta be playin”.
keywords: theater, theatre, broadway, play, actor, actress, playing, kidding
Day 311 Ryan
My other friend that was looking for a job just got one too! He got hired as a tailor, sew it seams.
keywords: tailor, sew, sewing, seamstress, clothing, job, so it seems
Day 446 Adam
keywords: ketchup, condiment, Heinz, tomato, sauces, eyes, sight, vision, hindsight,
Day 310 Ryan
keywords: shift, transmission, stick shift, manual, gears, hours, work, job, drive, automobile, car, repair
Day 445 Adam
keywords: nuts, crazy, almonds, diet, race, insane
Day 309 Ryan
keywords: twitter, tweet, treat, treated, treatment, medical, disease, social media, facebook, instagram, pinterest, youtube, internet
Day 444 Adam
keywords: Audi, howdy, cowboys, wild west, car, automobile, A4,
Day 308 Ryan
keywords: urine, pee, luck, bathroom jokes, pee-pee, you’re in luck,
Day 307 Ryan
keywords: password, computer, login, log in, logout, log out, incorrect, invalid, wrong
Day 443 Adam
keywords: hole foods, whole foods, donut hole, health food, grocery, groceries, organic