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Welcome to Daily Pun Wars. We have been posting a daily pun on our personal Facebook profiles for YEARS and they often turn into some epic pun wars in the comments. So, we just decided one day to embed all of our posts in a website so they were easier for people to find.
You can use the search or the menu to find just about any pun you can think of (archived all the way back to 2014…although there are some repeats). Or, you can just scroll down to see our latest puns. Then click to the Facebook post and enjoy the pun war in the comments. Some of the older puns have less engagement, but eventually people succumbed to our puns and began to participate. We hope it brings a bit of joy to your day.
LATEST PUNS
Day 372 Ryan
keywords: cosmetics, make up, make-up, makeup, Christian Dior, door to door, door-to-door, sales, salesman, job
Day 532 Adam
keywords: violin, instruments, music, treble, trouble, bass
Day 371 Ryan
keywords: sales, salesman, speakers, stereo, radio, volume, job
Day 370 Ryan
See the pun war HERE
keywords: font, hell, helvetica, typeface, type, words, letters, ISIS, war,
Day 531 Adam
keywords: Italian, chef, pasta, passed away, death, kitchen, accident
Day 530 Adam
keywords: fowl, foul, crime, ducks, birds
Day 529 Adam
keywords: countertop, granite, counter, kitchen, corian, quartz, laminate, construction, offer
Day 528 Adam
keywords: bar, parallel, uneven, gymnastics, alcohol, clumsy
Day 369 Ryan
keywords: train, lift, weights, fitness, workout, work out, lifting, weightlifting, train track,
Day 527 Adam
keywords: delightful, lights, Christmas lights,
Day 526 Adam
keywords: he throws me out, Heathrow, London, airport, security, TSA
Day 525 Adam
keywords: age, teen, Constantine, Rome, Roman, Emperor, Italy