Day 310 Ryan
keywords: shift, transmission, stick shift, manual, gears, hours, work, job, drive, automobile, car, repair
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keywords: shift, transmission, stick shift, manual, gears, hours, work, job, drive, automobile, car, repair
I have never understood why people expect auto parts stores to give them a $5 credit for a dead car battery. It should be completely free of charge.
keywords: battery, power, charge, free, positive, negative, poles, electrical, electric, current, AC, DC, automobile, parts
keywords: formica, granite, countertop, take for granted
keywords: animals, canine, dogs, roof, ruff, bark, constructions, roofing, barking
keywords: safe, lock, locksmith, combination, together, key, combo
keywords: zoo, bobcat, front loader, tractor, equipment, excavator, animals
keywords: house, roof, free, on the house, charge, roofing, shingle, construction
keywords: tare, tare-able, terrible, weight, scale, zero
keywords: sword, medieval, weapon, blade, cut, knife
keywords: assault, battery, robot, charge, power, lithium, ion, charger, electronic, crime