Day 357 Adam
A man who owned a pool that was filled with top shelf vodka was found floating dead in it yesterday. It’s strange because last time I saw him he was in good spirits.
keywords: death, dead, pool, vodka, spirits, alcohol, bar, liquor,
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Daily pun wars is a collection of daily puns (AKA dad jokes). Each pun was originally posted on Facebook by punsters Ryan Chapman and Adam Hill. Daily pun wars comprises several years of pun wars between Ryan, Adam, and their Facebook friends. This website is here to make the posts searchable so they can be enjoyed by everyone in addition to our friends on Facebook. Feel free to comment on the website to keep the pun war going. Enjoy these drinking puns and then search other categories and tags on the website. You can also simply search by keyword or just go to the latest puns section.
Day 323 Adam
keywords: singer, music, song, Marvin Gaye, sheep, lambs, herd, heard it through the grapevine
Day 322 Adam
keywords: halloween, ghost, boo, boos, booty, butt, dance, shake, twerk, club, dancing
Day 310 Adam
keywords: oranges, juice, canned, from concentrate, fruit, citrus, think
Day 276 Adam
keywords: cider, apple, drink, fruit, press,
Day 236 Adam
keywords: shake, smoothie, head, shake my head, SMH
Day 183 Ryan
keywords: golf, golf clubs, driver, irons, putter, drinking, beer, bar, alcohol, wine, cocktails, liquor, driving, designated driver
Day 198 Adam
keywords: tea, hot, hot drink, hipster, current, cool
Day 170 Adam
keywords: Roman numerals, counting, numbers, I, V, C, M, beer, liquor, cocktails, bar, wine, drinking, five
Day 150 Adam
keywords: coffee, no filter, #nofilter, coffee filter, mug, grounds, bean, Starbucks, latte
