Day 595 Adam
keywords: police, cop, copper, officer, arrest, crime
This is a collection of crime puns and comment pun wars from Daily Pun Wars. Search all of the crime puns by keyword here. Then, you can see the pun war that resulted on Facebook from each of the puns and participate in more pun wars in the comments.
Daily pun wars is a collection of daily puns (AKA dad jokes). Each pun was originally posted on Facebook by punsters Ryan Chapman and Adam Hill. Daily pun wars comprises several years of pun wars between Ryan, Adam, and their Facebook friends. This website is here to make the posts searchable so they can be enjoyed by everyone in addition to our friends on Facebook. Feel free to comment on the website to keep the pun war going. Enjoy these crime puns and then search other categories and tags on the website. You can also simply search by keyword or just go to the latest puns section.
keywords: police, cop, copper, officer, arrest, crime
keywords: rest, arrest, crime, resist, children, nap, police
keywords: prison, cell, selfie, cellfie, jail, crime, criminal, mugshot
keywords: mime, speak, unspeakable, kidnap, kidnapping, abducted,
keywords: motorcylce, gang, Hell’s Angels, biker gang, bikers, trigonometry, math, angles, obtuse, acute, right, triangles
keywords: crime, foul play, fowl play, foal play, colt, stable, barn, farm, horses
keywords: fireworks, fuse, light off, battery, charge, DC, AC, electrical, crime,
keywords: fowl, foul, crime, ducks, birds
Today, I’d like to give a big shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
keywords: street, sidewalk, walk, homeless, drugs, trouble, crime
keywords: grammar, English, teacher, student, sentence, crime, jail, prison