Day 376 Adam
keywords: clothing, clothes, closed, fashion, narrow
This is a collection of clothing puns and comment pun wars from Daily Pun Wars. Search all of the clothing puns by keyword here. Then, you can see the pun war that resulted on Facebook from each of the puns and participate in more pun wars in the comments.
Daily pun wars is a collection of daily puns (AKA dad jokes). Each pun was originally posted on Facebook by punsters Ryan Chapman and Adam Hill. Daily pun wars comprises several years of pun wars between Ryan, Adam, and their Facebook friends. This website is here to make the posts searchable so they can be enjoyed by everyone in addition to our friends on Facebook. Feel free to comment on the website to keep the pun war going. Enjoy these clothing puns and then search other categories and tags on the website. You can also simply search by keyword or just go to the latest puns section.
keywords: clothing, clothes, closed, fashion, narrow
My wife’s been wearing high heels lately. It’s uncomfortable, but at least it keeps her on her toes.
keywords: heels, toes, high heels, alert, clothing, shoes,
I’m going to start wearing my shirts inside-out today. I’m excited to see how it turns out.
keywords: clothing, shirt, shirts, inside out,
keywords: fabric, material, jokes, puns, empty,
keywords: drugs, drug dealer, shoes, laces, trip, tripping, high
keywords: Scotland, Scottish, kilt, kill, killed, dress, clothing, death
keywords: tailor, seamstress, leather, strapping, strap, leatherworker, leathersmith, clothing, belts
keywords: jeans, pants, butt, crack, clothing, ass
keywords: watch, time, belt, waist, waste
keywords: clothing, crime, criminal, naked, clothed, closed, case, police